I’ll give you what I never had.
SWEET JESUS THIS MAKES MY HEART MELT EVERY TIME I SEE IT
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
“What? To large brows? Oh man, c’mon guys, really??
I mean, you’d have to have a bunch of self esteem to run around with two large, fuzzy and dark caterpillars above your eyes!”
“I’m sexy and I know it! *wiggles eyebrowes* “
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
“Men are sexualized in comics too you know!”
[sighs so hard the force of my breath exiting my body blows you away and drops you in the middle of the ocean]
eyebrows can get really bushy but they never get really long like why don’t they grow over your eyes like curtains why do we even have eyebrows actually
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things